Is now, sadly, in development! Still working out which tragic character flaws Charles O’Reilly Charles IV, Esquire, of Brightington, Lord of Sapphire-covered Gold, Eternal Nemesis to Ghost Daddy will have, but soon.. Soon, my children, he shall rise and have pompadour’d nipple hair.
Sorry that there hasn’t been much activity with this lately; finals and all that took up a couple weeks of time. Now that it’s winter break, expect an actual story to come out by the end of December! It’s taken longer to get off than our HR Rep, Jonah, but it’ll happen by Dec. 31 or I’ll… Ionno. Something.
This is a new character time for new.. character..ing and.. Alright, let’s just get to it. GHOST DADDY. Ghost Daddy is a ghost pimp, who was the father of a certain slick sombitch from a Cartnoon Network show, “The Boondocks”. Ghost Daddy was a real pimp when he was alive, and if it had legs and a hole, you can bet your sweet Grandmother’s jargon that he was pimpin’ it, keepin’ it real, and being an all-round beast when it came to pimpin’. Ghost Daddy can only be a ghost for so long before he must possess a human until his spirit is rejuvenated, and then he will leave the human body in a scene grisly enough to make even the most hardcore 4chan lurker cringe. Ghost Daddy doesn’t have a physical appearance, per se, but whenever he wishes to make himself a visible apparition, he will coalesce into the form of a diamond cane, with 110% pure gold inlays and a golden core, with an onyx palm-grip the size of a baby’s skull, because a real man would never slack in his business, especially when slackin’ in business means you miss your months rent payment. Ghost Daddy will, almost undoubtedly, hook up with Boomboxes and Bacon in a later story and, unsurprisingly, try to pimp them. Still working with our HR Director, Jonah the Pippin’ Walton, and he’s not giving a straight answer over whether or not using a racially driven, violent and probably coke-addled cane as a minor protagonist is a “socially acceptable” idea and.. Ah, nope, wait, that’s a thumbs up! Ghost Daddy is a go!
The setting of this story takes place upon a little hell-hole rock called Aerth, cause my creativity level is increasing with every line of crushed up Cheerios I shove up my nose. Aerth is for all intents and purposes, is Earth, just with a quick sex change/vowel switch (Going from an O to an I, or vice versa [use your imagination]). Most of the story will take place in the hell-hole on this hell-hole Oaklahomie, home of, mainly, illegal beings of all types. The list of illegal beings is included, but not limited to, Jonah, who will be a homeless man who can play any instrument you put in his hands, and play it like a professional. Some of the early adventures will take place in New Pork, Canadia the Land of the Moose Tamers, and Cannabisfornia. The time period will change as the story goes along, in generally a numerically ascending and forwardly progressing sequence.
Boomboxes is the more illogical, flat-out insane and psychologically out of tune half of the duo that is Boomboxes & Bacon. Boomboxes is the alter-ego of Dylan, one of the admins. Boomboxes was born from the horrible idea of carrying around a giant radio on your shoulders. His 15 minutes of fame lasted from the 1980s to the late 1990s and he how walks around in a manic-depressive state, attempting to subdue the people who disagree with him with a fifty year old squeaky rubber mallet from the Eastern coast of China. Boomboxes isn’t retarded or slow, just excessively delusional about who he is and what he wants, so he acts out for attention, because he thinks that’s how he will find out who he is, by noting how people describe him and how he acts.
This is just the exposition, more in depth stories of insanity and recklessness will be posted soon.
Dylan will provide the mind-twistingly brilliant bits about pig meat and electronics, and I’ll stand by to verify facts.
There is a story behind this blog, and it will be posted one chapter at a time till the range-induced keyboard headbanging churns out the greatest and most psychologically threatening story involving pigs and electronics (OR WILL IT?) that this world has ever known.